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Office Humor

Office Humor


Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 
• "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me." 
• "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

A Good Joke is A Thing of Beauty

A Good Joke is A Thing of Beauty


First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity? Second girl: No, it’s imagination.

Thin People Don't

Thin People Don't


I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even follow their suggestions. But eventually, inevitably, I always get fat again. Now, at last, I've found The Answer. After living for almost 14 years with a man who never gains an ounce no matter what...

Food laughs & humor

Food laughs & humor


Sign in a restaurant: "We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone."
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

What Makes You Go Hmmm

What Makes You Go Hmmm


Some things that make you go hmmm....

Laugh at a Joke!

Laugh at a Joke!


A young catfish lived, like all catfish, on the bottom of the pond. But one day, for a change, it swam to the surface. It happened that a cat was looking into the water. So the tiny catfish, very impressed, swam down again quickly.  It called to its mother, "Quick, quick. I have seen God."

Laugh Your Belly Off

Laugh Your Belly Off


A man and a woman wanted to buy a flat. The agent took them to a cheap flat to look. They did not like it very much. 
The woman said, "It is important to know - is it insulated?" 
"Yes" said a voice from the flat above them, "But the insulation doesn't work."

Smile Like a Fool

Smile Like a Fool


Here is a good riddle to demonstrate the battle-between-the-sexes kind of jokes.
Question: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?

Funny Quips

Funny Quips


How do you tickle a rich girl?
Say, “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”

Laught Out Loudly

Laught Out Loudly


Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

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