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Smile Like a Fool / LifeUP
Here is a good riddle to demonstrate the battle-between-the-sexes kind of jokes.
Question: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
Answer 1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
Answer 2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first!
A man is talking to God.
The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”
Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?
Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
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