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Laught Out Loudly / LifeUP
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too...’
Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waiter: Oh, that’s okay. The soup isn’t hot.
Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!
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