Funny Quips / LifeUP

How do you tickle a rich girl?
Say, “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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When one is at home ... he dreams of adventure.
When one is on an adventure ... he dreams of home.
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My friend, single handedly, tries to save the economy every time she goes shopping.
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During these colder months it’s important to conserve energy. I try and do my part by laying on the sofa watching TV all day.
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Benny: Who’s your favourite fiction writer?
Murray: My accountant.
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Surely, the finest teachers of creativity, persistence, and unconditional love, are children.
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Scientists report that dieters lost brain cells as well as body weight. It’s a case of think or slim!
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Men are like toilets.
Either: Vacant, Engaged or full of crap.

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