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Funny Quips / LifeUP
How do you tickle a rich girl?
Say, “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
When one is at home ... he dreams of adventure.
When one is on an adventure ... he dreams of home.
My friend, single handedly, tries to save the economy every time she goes shopping.
During these colder months it’s important to conserve energy. I try and do my part by laying on the sofa watching TV all day.
Benny: Who’s your favourite fiction writer?
Murray: My accountant.
Surely, the finest teachers of creativity, persistence, and unconditional love, are children.
Scientists report that dieters lost brain cells as well as body weight. It’s a case of think or slim!
Men are like toilets.
Either: Vacant, Engaged or full of crap.
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