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Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
"I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
"The coffee machine is broken..."
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

Out-of-office messages

Just like voice messages, out-of-office messages are a great avenue for creativity and fun. Here are 10 you could try, at the expense of your job.

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately...


Продолжение читайте в журнале English4U №12 (декабрь 2011) на который можно подписаться или купить здесь.

30 декабря 2011

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Евгения ГалкинаDenis’ School

Этот отзыв я не писала

Евгения ГалкинаWindsor

Два года занималась английским у себя в университете с русским преподавателем...

Евгения ГалкинаDenis’ School

Еще со школы не дружила с языком, но начальство сказало "надо". Если честно, ...

Дарья СеверинаWindsor

Дэрил - мастер своего дела! Ходила к нему на занятия в группу по подготовке к...

Алена ИверсенПравила употребления о...

очень важная ремарка, я считаю, надо дополнить статью

Алена ИверсенПравила употребления о...

восторг,а не статья, надеюсь, эти правила улягутся в моей голове!