What kind of animal needs oiling?

What is more impressive than a talking dog?

What is a little dog's favorite drink?

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?

What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?

What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?