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Jokes / LifeUP
Man: How can you tell if a man is happy?
Woman: Who cares?!
If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why do we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway?
– When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn’t rush to my feet. Why is this?
– It’s because your feet aren’t empty.
“You look very funny wearing that belt.”
“I would look even funnier if I didn’t wear it.”