Jokes / LifeUP

Man: How can you tell if a man is happy?
Woman: Who cares?!
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If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases? 
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If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? 
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Why do we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway?
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– When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn’t rush to my feet. Why is this?
– It’s because your feet aren’t empty.
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“You look very funny wearing that belt.” 
“I would look even funnier if I didn’t wear it.”

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