Thin People Don't / LifeUP

I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even follow their suggestions. But eventually, inevitably, I always get fat again. Now, at last, I've found The Answer. After living for almost 14 years with a man who never gains an ounce no matter what I serve him, I've found out what it is that keeps him thin: He thinks differently. The real difference between fat and thin people is that thin people:

• avoid eating popcorn in the movies because it gets their hands greasy;

• split a large combination pizza with three friends;

• think Oreo cookies are for kids;

• nibble cashews one at a time;

• think that doughnuts are indigestible;

• read books they have to hold with both hands;

• become so absorbed in a weekend project they forget to have lunch;

• fill the candy dish on their desks with paper clips;

• counteract the midafternoon slump with a nap instead of a cinnamon Danish;

• exchange the deep-fryer they received for Christmas for a clock-radio;

• lose their appetites when they're depressed;

• think chocolate Easter bunnies are for kids;

• save leftovers that are too skimpy to use for another meal...

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