Food laughs & humor / LifeUP

Sign in a restaurant: "We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone."
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

- Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?
- Just spell "Evian" backwards!

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

- I thought you were trying to get into shape?
- I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

Placing your order
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." 
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I had a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here." 

Purchasing a turkey
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied ...

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