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When I’m good I’m very good - but when I’m bad I’m better! / Lifetime
Until you’ve lost your reputation, you never really realize what a burden it was.
Margaret Mitchell (1900-1949)
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
Katharine Hepburn (1907-2003)
“Goodness, what beautiful diamonds.” “Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.”
Mae West (1893-1980), from the film “Night After Night”
What ridiculous thing will your guy do for sex? – Anything. He’s a man.
Margot Thomson, b. 1943
A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: “Because everything does.”
Mae West (1893-1980)
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
SEX? The most fun I ever had without laughing.
Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
Edna Ferba (1887-1968)
A woman can look both moral and exciting – if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.
Sophia Loren, b. 1934
Sex appeal is fifty per cent what you’ve got, and fifty per cent what people think you’ve got.
What a man enjoys about a woman’s clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.
Farrah Fawcett, b. 1948
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.
Gentlemen prefer blondes
That gentlemen prefer blondes is due to the fact that, apparently, pale hair, delicate skin and an infantile expression represent the very apex of frailty which every man longs to violate.
Maureen Lipman, b. 1946
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumour forever. They do.
Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)
The girl speaks eighteen languages
and can’t say no in any of them.
My boyfriend says my dress is so
tight he can hardly breathe.
Cynthia Heimel, b. 1947
Seamed stockings aren’t subtle but they certainly do the job… If you really want your guy paralitic with lust, stop frequently to adjust the seams.
A lady is one who never shown her underwear unintentionally.Lillian Day
Shelley Winters, b. 1922
I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached age of consent 75,000 consents ago.
It used to be boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy marries girl. Now it’s boy meets girl, boy goes to bed with girl, boy and girl analyse one another’s feelings, boy decides he’s not ready for a commitment and girl says she needs her space… and boy and girl split. But not before one last bonk.
Virginia Woolf (1882-1941)
The older one grows the more one likes indecency.
My brain? It’s my second favorite organ.
The phone went in the house and I answered it and this voice said, “Hello, how would you like a dirty weekend in Paris?” And then there was a silence and the voice said, “I’m sorry. Have I shocked you?” And I said, “God no - I was just packing.”
Dolly Parton, b. 1926
There’s that old saying “If God had meant us to fly, he’d have given us wings.” Well, look at what he did give us.