A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, ''I have something to tell you about your child...''

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, ''What's wrong with it?''

The doctor says, ''There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite.''

The woman looks confused. ''A hermaphrodite, what's that?''

The doctor replies, ''It has both features of a male and a female.''

The woman looks relieved. ''What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?''