A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he hasjust taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with yoursecretary. Why do you call her a doll?"

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient."

"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed hereyes when you lay her down on the couch."